My weekly dinner prep is looking more and more horrific each week. At LEAST it's seasoned. This is basically a turkey-pork alfredo…also with black beans.

by divine_shadow

27 Comments

  1. quiplaam

    >macronutritionally-balanced

    I don’t think you know what that means

  2. DraftCommercial8848

    Yup, that’s dog chow lol

    We make our dogs food as a nutritious kibble topper and it looks very similar to this

  3. Disastrous-Resident5

    Remember, dehydrated habaneros are chefs choice for this.

  4. I am absolutely going down this path if I become single again.

  5. toomuchtv987

    Joy is also a vital nutrient, and I see no joy here.

  6. billmurraysprostate

    It’s as if depression was a food.

  7. FiveDollarShake

    I thought those were raisins initially

  8. caldawggy13

    It looks awful, but having seen the recipe, it’s not bad at all! Little bit of tlc, and a home made sauce, this would actually be quite a good meal!

  9. SandiestCow

    i thought you might deserve to know what a good boy youve been.

  10. Possible_Abalone_846

    You know what? At least it has fiber. That makes it better than 90% of other posts here.

  11. mambotomato

    Throwing a green garnish on that will make a huge difference to the palatability. 

    Like, take thirty seconds to slice up a green onion and sprinkle it on there. Instant improvement.

  12. What else are you eating? If thats it you really should add more to it.

    Like you can add a ton of veg for almost no calories and more flavor. Like personally, I’d probably add a few cans of italian diced tomatoes.

  13. Peregrine_Purple

    Id scoop that up with raw bell peppers dipped in lemon juice

  14. culinarysiren

    ![gif](giphy|42wQXwITfQbDGKqUP7|downsized)

    Me looking for any sign of a vegetable in the vicinity these dishes.

  15. Would changing the sauce to a basic spaghetti sauce change the flavor that much?? I love alfredo sauce but this sounds like a good spaghetti combo

  16. I don’t think your body can physically process 80 g of protein at a time

  17. cutestslothevr

    The black beans make for an extremely concerning looking addition.

  18. A_Wild_Gorgon

    I legit thought I was on dog advice subreddit lol

  19. jerkbercky

    I make similar but sometimes soybeans instead of black beans for extra protein 💪 I bet You’re big and stronk

  20. the words men use to talk about their eating disorders are fascinating

  21. Jamba-Jew

    “Raisins!??! Ohhh, black beans…” – Me

  22. nomoreteathx

    Human grade food for dogs, dog grade food for humans.